1 “It's not true that I had
nothing on. I had the radio on.”
2 “I don't know the question,
but sex is definitely the answer.”
3 “Everything in the world is
about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
4 “We waste time looking for
the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
5 “Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.”
6 “Good sex is like good
bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
7 “We are all born sexual
creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this
natural gift.”
8 “If you want to get laid,
go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
9 “The difference between sex
and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
10 “The main reason Santa is
so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
11 “In a perfect world, you
could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every
glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never
see again.”
12 “Sex without love is as
hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
13 “Love is blind, they say;
sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in
fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental
convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you
their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will
tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're
taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of
all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own
enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity!
- an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only
on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act
that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their
real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the
person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose
surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem ..
Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.”
14 “Anyone who is in love is making love the
whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup
overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance
one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they
may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.”
15 “Boys and girls in America have such a sad
time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately
without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about
souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”“Someone told me the
delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave
the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden
only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying
'You gave me the wrong key!”
16 A liberated woman is one who has sex before
marriage and a job after.
17 Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
18 I like threesomes with two women, not because
I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking
for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
19 I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with
women who have saved someone’s life.
20 Women are systematically degraded by
receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex,
when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority.
21 “Sex is the most fun you
can have without laughing.”
22 “But
when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale,
no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at
its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”
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